why hate on trans boys when you can hate on cis boys
why hate on anyone when you can grow up and spread some positivity instead
Why hate people when you can hate humidity
Why stop at humidity when you can hate mosquitoes?
i fuckin hate mosquitoessee we’re getting there
Real life: most common eye color is brown
Literature: eye color is anything but brown
the best feeling in the world is when your teacher says “these essays/papers sucked” and getting yours back with a “nice work!” and a lil smiley bc success is so much sweeter when you know others have failed
When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma
Marvel: So for Thor we’ve cast Chris Hemsworth…
Me: Ooo, he’s hot!
Marvel: Then for Captain America we’ve got Chris Evans…
Me: Also extremely hot.
Marvel: Now to complete the Chris trifecta we’ve cast Chris Pratt as Peter Quill in Guardians of the Galaxy.
Me: Andy from Parks and Rec? He’s more goofy-cute than hot.
Marvel: We will make him hot.
Me: Yeah okay….
Marvel: You’re welcome.
*｡.ﾟ｡*･✿ The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself ✿･*｡ﾟ｡*
I will do my best to carry you when you need a lift
Comfort you when you’re sad
We all feel down now and then
But I’m here if you need me